The Newspaper Section Personality Test

We sat side-by-side at the dining room table reading the paper.

"Finally," he said in remark to the protests in Russia.

I giggled in the background. "What's going on?"

He told me, and with passion because he gets passionate about world issues.

"Oh. That's good, then." I said very Midwestern-like. "Hey, you gotta read this," I said while pointing to the comic strip. He read it, humored me with a smirk and continued to read his paper.  "Get it?  Shoot craps..."

Silence.

"Well, I thought it was clever."

"Uh huh."